The one where France prove they are best at being French
Wales spent the first forty minutes of last night's Six Nations opener trying to out French the French. It wasn't to be. With a sixteen point half time lead, the French left their controlled, accurate version of va va voom in the changers. Preferring instead to spark up a Marlboro Red, slurp from a glass of Bordeaux before proceeding to drag the Gilloutine slowly, painfully and publicly over their own throat. The opening stanza was concluded by a Cammy Lopez drop goal that was symptomatic of the first half. A smart decision that was delivered on the back of easy running metres and a skill level that made a mockery of Wales' inability to handle the Parisian deluge. From a Welsh perspective it was more points conceded on the back of an error, albeit a judgment rather than another handling mishap. My toys were all over the living room floor at this point. The Welsh comeback was ignited by a play that saw either team at polar opposites on the effort chart. Josh Adams hit